OPEN LETTERS

An Open Letter to Four Year Olds

Please stop telling us about your poop.

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Dear Four Year Olds:

I get it. You poop. I poop, too. I know it’s exciting for you, especially after all of that time you spent pooping in a diaper. I am sure it feels good to let it go free in the toilet now and flush it all away while you say things like, “see you in…